95 Year Old Refuses to go to Hospital, so Police Kill Him

[The Brain]

Jesus.  When I am 95 I want to go out fighting the cops...or in the arms of three 20-something undergraduates wearing nothing at all.

Indeed you'd need three to satisfy 1/2x+7.

Historians don't do math.  That was actually an obscure Jethro Tull joke.

I only got my broadsword.

[Capetan Mihali]

Ice T was right, but we already knew that.

  6 in the mornin', police at my door
      Tract infection leakin' on the bathroom floor...

[Ideologue]

I think we can universalize the experience.

[The Brain]

Ice T was right, but we already knew that.

  6 in the mornin', police at my door
      Tract infection leakin' on the bathroom floor...

As of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.

[Siege]

At least they used non-lethal weapons.

There is no such a thing.
The Army call them less-than-lethal, but they still lethal.
In Iraq 2009, 2nd Iraq deployment, I was prohibited from using less-than-lethal weapons after I shot a truck driver in Bag-a-dad with a 40mm rubber round in the windshield and the faggot lost control of the vehicle and crossed to the opposite lane crashing into the oncoming traffic.

[Siege]

By the way, I can't believe the cops did that to a WW2 veteran.
Unspeakable.

[CountDeMoney]

By the way, I can't believe the cops did that to a WW2 veteran.
Unspeakable.

Yeah, sounds pretty silly.  Nobody puts their hands on people anymore.

[Ed Anger]

At least they used non-lethal weapons.

There is no such a thing.
The Army call them less-than-lethal, but they still lethal.
In Iraq 2009, 2nd Iraq deployment, I was prohibited from using less-than-lethal weapons after I shot a truck driver in Bag-a-dad with a 40mm rubber round in the windshield and the faggot lost control of the vehicle and crossed to the opposite lane crashing into the oncoming traffic.

You're alright kid.

[11B4V]

At least they used non-lethal weapons.

There is no such a thing.
The Army call them less-than-lethal, but they still lethal.
In Iraq 2009, 2nd Iraq deployment, I was prohibited from using less-than-lethal weapons after I shot a truck driver in Bag-a-dad with a 40mm rubber round in the windshield and the faggot lost control of the vehicle and crossed to the opposite lane crashing into the oncoming traffic.

You're alright kid.

That must be why DoD put out the annual 2013 "Non-Lethal Weapon Review". 

http://jnlwp.defense.gov/pdf/AnnualReport/AR%202013%20HTML/DoD%20Non-Lethal%20Weapons%20Program%20Annual%20Review%2011.19.2012%20HTML%20format%20v1.html

[CountDeMoney]

Siegy's a more-than-lethal weapon.  Kills wine coolers deader than dead.

[11B4V]

Siegy's a more-than-lethal weapon.  Kills wine coolers deader than dead.

I thought it was PBR, but OK. 

[Neil]

Siegy's a more-than-lethal weapon.  Kills wine coolers deader than dead.

I thought it was PBR, but OK. 

That's CCR.  Siege drinks Coors Light due to weird Jew reasons.

[11B4V]

Siegy's a more-than-lethal weapon.  Kills wine coolers deader than dead.

I thought it was PBR, but OK. 

That's CCR.  Siege drinks Coors Light due to weird Jew reasons.

I didnt know Coors Light was kosher

[DGuller]

Siegy's a more-than-lethal weapon.  Kills wine coolers deader than dead.

I thought it was PBR, but OK. 

That's CCR.  Siege drinks Coors Light due to weird Jew reasons.

He drinks Coors Light because he's allergic to beer.

[Capetan Mihali]

I'm pretty sure Seige drinks one of Coors Lite's competitor beers.  ADOLPH Coors and family are/were, supposedly, infamous anti-semites.  Of course you couldn't get it east of the Mississippi until relatively recently anyway, but that was the story in my family, where union-made Miller had pride of place.