What type of person survives a catastrophe?

[Malthus]

I wouldn't. He wouldn't make for good eats when the food ran out.

On the other hand, he may be easy to subdue. You don't want to be stuck with a beefy, healthy dude - could turn the tables.

Reminds me of an Onion article, with a title something like "Man stuck for four hours on elevator between floors asks: 'did I resort to cannibalism too soon?'". 

[Tonitrus]