Kim Jong-un's ex-lover executed by firing squad

Started by Savonarola, August 29, 2013, 03:07:38 PM

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derspiess

Quote from: Razgovory on August 29, 2013, 03:51:57 PM
Hey, I found the music video of "Excellent Horselike Lady.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5tkXgw2OMY

It seems the the North Koreans share that weird communist quality where they are really fucking proud of ordinary factory equipment.

I figured the song was a tribute to Penelope Cruz.
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Syt

Quote from: Razgovory on August 29, 2013, 03:44:15 PM
Kim Ok is a pretty cool name, though Excellent horse-like lady is a bit of a strange name for a song.

It's dedicated to Sarah Jessica Parker.
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derspiess

Quote from: Syt on August 30, 2013, 10:26:29 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on August 29, 2013, 03:44:15 PM
Kim Ok is a pretty cool name, though Excellent horse-like lady is a bit of a strange name for a song.

It's dedicated to Sarah Jessica Parker.

She is not excellent :angry:
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lustindarkness

QuoteOn the explicit orders of Kim Jong-un to leave "no trace of him behind, down to his hair," according to South Korean media, Kim Chol was forced to stand on a spot that had been zeroed in for a mortar round and "obliterated."

I wish this was on youtube.
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Syt

Quote from: lustindarkness on August 30, 2013, 10:43:40 AM
QuoteOn the explicit orders of Kim Jong-un to leave "no trace of him behind, down to his hair," according to South Korean media, Kim Chol was forced to stand on a spot that had been zeroed in for a mortar round and "obliterated."

I wish this was on youtube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zekiZYSVdeQ
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lustindarkness

Quote from: Syt on August 30, 2013, 10:47:14 AM
Quote from: lustindarkness on August 30, 2013, 10:43:40 AM
QuoteOn the explicit orders of Kim Jong-un to leave "no trace of him behind, down to his hair," according to South Korean media, Kim Chol was forced to stand on a spot that had been zeroed in for a mortar round and "obliterated."

I wish this was on youtube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zekiZYSVdeQ

Blocked from work, not available for mobile. :(
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Syt

It's the Monty Python skid "How not to be seen" which features exploding people.
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dps

Quote from: Syt on August 30, 2013, 11:55:00 AM
It's the Monty Python skid "How not to be seen" which features exploding people.

One of my favorite Python sketches.

alfred russel

Quote from: MadImmortalMan on August 30, 2013, 10:49:42 AM
I got 98 problems...

I read her last words were said to Kim Jong-un: "Shot through the heart, and you're to blame. You give love a bad name."
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CountDeMoney

Quote from: derspiess on August 30, 2013, 10:28:20 AM
Quote from: Syt on August 30, 2013, 10:26:29 AM
It's dedicated to Sarah Jessica Parker.

She is not excellent :angry:

I watched part of New Year's Eve the other night;  man, that horse face is just getting horsier.   Thought I was watching the Preakness for a moment.

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Josquius

#28
Is this that mule like spinning woman person? Or is that his current missus? Its hard to keep up with these celebrities....so I like the North Korean approach of executing them once they're past their prime. Doing that in Britain would certain solve a lot of problems (Celebrity Big Brother, I'm a Celebrity, etc...)

edit- ah, I mis-remember. Excellent Horse Like Lady is the one I'm thinking about.

also:

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Quote from: alfred russel on August 30, 2013, 12:04:15 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on August 30, 2013, 10:49:42 AM
I got 98 problems...

I read her last words were said to Kim Jong-un: "Shot through the heart, and you're to blame. You give love a bad name."
:lol:
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