Do you have free wifi?

[Jacob]

derfetus makes a funny.

Now somebody can start a "Do you have free Wii?" thread for the hat trick.

I was thinking "do you have free wife".

[Valmy]

A man gets an email from his neighbour:

"I'm sorry, but I feel so guilty I have to confess: I've been tapping your wife. Probably more than you. At first, it was just the one time, but then I got used to the convenience, and I did it all the time: it was either that, or pay for it. I've decided to go honest and quit doing it"

The man, in tears, gets a handgun and shoots his sleeping wife dead. Then a minute later he gets another email from the neighbour:

"Not 'wife', but 'wifi'. Damn iPad autocorrect!"

[Josephus]

 

[derspiess]

A man gets an email from his neighbour:

"I'm sorry, but I feel so guilty I have to confess: I've been tapping your wife. Probably more than you. At first, it was just the one time, but then I got used to the convenience, and I did it all the time: it was either that, or pay for it. I've decided to go honest and quit doing it"

The man, in tears, gets a handgun and shoots his sleeping wife dead. Then a minute later he gets another email from the neighbour:

"Not 'wife', but 'wifi'. Damn iPad autocorrect!"

[derspiess]

A man gets an email from his neighbour:

"I'm sorry, but I feel so guilty I have to confess: I've been tapping your wife. Probably more than you. At first, it was just the one time, but then I got used to the convenience, and I did it all the time: it was either that, or pay for it. I've decided to go honest and quit doing it"

The man, in tears, gets a handgun and shoots his sleeping wife dead. Then a minute later he gets another email from the neighbour:

"Not 'wife', but 'wifi'. Damn iPad autocorrect!"

[Razgovory]

I can barely access my WI FI from my backyard....seriously someone wanna steal my wifi they gotta break into my house. And if they're gonna do that, my last worry is that they're stealing my wifi

I found not having a password advantagous.  Last year when my brother was here, he was pirating movies or something and we got some letters from the copyright holders and the internet providers.  I pointed out that I don't actually have a password on the router, so really it could have been anyone in the neighborhood.  That didn't make them happy, but they didn't talk about suing anymore.

[mongers]

Not exactly an intellectual thread:

Sav starts a thread about free will.

Despiess starts one about free wifi.

I think you've almost figured it out.

The Yoke's on me. 

[mongers]

derfetus makes a funny.

Now somebody can start a "Do you have free Wii?" thread for the hat trick.

You're just taking the piss now.