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Started by mongers, June 30, 2013, 11:02:51 PM

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Malthus

#15
July 02, 2013, 03:30:06 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on July 02, 2013, 03:23:59 PM
Quote from: Siege on July 02, 2013, 03:04:16 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on July 02, 2013, 03:00:14 PM
Ants wage war.

No they don't.
They hunt.

They actually attack other colonies of the same species, take prisoners, and use them as slaves.

Siege hasn't done that.  ;)
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

CountDeMoney

#16
July 02, 2013, 06:24:20 PM
Congrats to Siegy and Raz for another successful threadshitting.
And we didn't even have time to deploy our emergency threadshit shelters.

HVC

#17
July 02, 2013, 06:31:40 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 02, 2013, 06:24:20 PM
Congrats to Siegy and Raz for another successful threadshitting.
And we didn't even have time to deploy our emergency threadshit shelters.
One of them is crazy. I don't know what Raz's excuse is.
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Eddie Teach

#18
July 02, 2013, 06:56:17 PM
Quote from: HVC on July 02, 2013, 06:31:40 PM
One of them is crazy. I don't know what Raz's excuse is.

Ants really do have wars.
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jimmy olsen

#19
July 02, 2013, 06:58:59 PM
I must also agree on the ant issue.  -_-
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Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
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HVC

#20
July 02, 2013, 09:10:02 PM
So do chimps. Lots of animals do. Although what ants do is more like raiding than  warfare.
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Malthus

#21
July 03, 2013, 08:51:11 AM
We get pavement ant wars on our driveway every year.
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Razgovory

#22
July 03, 2013, 09:09:21 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 02, 2013, 06:24:20 PM
Congrats to Siegy and Raz for another successful threadshitting.
And we didn't even have time to deploy our emergency threadshit shelters.

Why, what were you talking about?
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Siege

#23
July 03, 2013, 01:25:52 PM
Dude, war without weapons aint a war, but some fist fight at a bar.

War require weapons, organized combatants, etc.


"All men are created equal, then some become infantry."

"Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't."

"Laissez faire et laissez passer, le monde va de lui même!"

Siege

#24
July 03, 2013, 01:26:41 PM
Quote from: HVC on July 02, 2013, 06:31:40 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 02, 2013, 06:24:20 PM
Congrats to Siegy and Raz for another successful threadshitting.
And we didn't even have time to deploy our emergency threadshit shelters.
One of them is crazy. I don't know what Raz's excuse is.

Hey, I got your joke. Not funny.


"All men are created equal, then some become infantry."

"Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't."

"Laissez faire et laissez passer, le monde va de lui même!"

Malthus

#25
July 03, 2013, 01:30:19 PM
Quote from: Siege on July 03, 2013, 01:25:52 PM
Dude, war without weapons aint a war, but some fist fight at a bar.

War require weapons, organized combatants, etc.

Ants use weapons:

http://news.stanford.edu/news/2011/june/invading-argentine-ants-060611.html

;)
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Siege

#26
July 03, 2013, 01:48:11 PM
Ok, OK!

Ants have wars.




"All men are created equal, then some become infantry."

"Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't."

"Laissez faire et laissez passer, le monde va de lui même!"

The Brain

#27
July 03, 2013, 05:49:31 PM
Ants have wars, but they also find time for tender moments. A Sunday stroll with the family. An evening at home with the love of your life. Sunsets.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.
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