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The Hive: The Malthus Bug Thread

Started by Malthus, April 12, 2013, 09:52:05 AM

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Admiral Yi

It's a joke based on a purposeful misunderstanding that scientists are carrying stuff around in their assholes.

lustindarkness

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Liep

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Malthus

Quote from: Admiral Yi on February 17, 2016, 03:49:10 PM
It's a joke based on a purposeful misunderstanding that scientists are carrying stuff around in their assholes.

Those Tree Lobsters sure have specialized requirements for transportation!  :hmm:
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

lustindarkness

Quote from: Liep on February 17, 2016, 03:53:46 PM
Quote from: lustindarkness on February 17, 2016, 03:51:09 PM
Swoosh.

The joke was a stretch, but not that big of a stretch.

Depends on the equipment they carry in the ass that is.
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jimmy olsen

#140
Huge Yelllow Jacket nest in an arm chair.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9I2hSQRTMQ
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Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
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Razgovory

I was expecting a bee the size of a dog. :mad:
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

jimmy olsen

It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

Malthus

The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Malthus

I would rate bald-faced hornets as significantly worse than yellowjackets in the aggression department though. They are much larger with a more potent sting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_znYyh7t63E

As you may have read in the OT thread, I had to remove a nest of these suckers this weekend - I managed it without getting stung.  :)
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Malthus

Now, THAT's a yellowjacket hive ... !

Check this out: hive with literally millions of wasps. And they are pissed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9ynSPtTa9c
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Malthus

Everyone knows that the coolest way of destroying a wasp nest is with a flamethrower - but only the Chinese military has actually done it.  :lol:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_Bo2ro60ro
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Ed Anger

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jimmy olsen

Quote from: Malthus on July 19, 2016, 01:14:24 PM
Now, THAT's a yellowjacket hive ... !

Check this out: hive with literally millions of wasps. And they are pissed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9ynSPtTa9c

I posted about that way back on the first page. :contract:
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

lustindarkness

Quote from: Ed Anger on July 20, 2016, 06:01:41 PM
I just gas the fuckers.

Can I keep their flame thrower after we do?
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