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Re: The Hive: The Malthus Bug Thread
« Reply #135 on: February 17, 2016, 02:49:10 pm »
It's a joke based on a purposeful misunderstanding that scientists are carrying stuff around in their assholes.
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Re: The Hive: The Malthus Bug Thread
« Reply #136 on: February 17, 2016, 02:51:09 pm »
Swoosh.
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Re: The Hive: The Malthus Bug Thread
« Reply #137 on: February 17, 2016, 02:53:46 pm »
Swoosh.

The joke was a stretch, but not that big of a stretch.
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Re: The Hive: The Malthus Bug Thread
« Reply #138 on: February 17, 2016, 02:54:11 pm »
It's a joke based on a purposeful misunderstanding that scientists are carrying stuff around in their assholes.

Those Tree Lobsters sure have specialized requirements for transportation!  :hmm:
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Re: The Hive: The Malthus Bug Thread
« Reply #139 on: February 17, 2016, 03:05:18 pm »
Swoosh.

The joke was a stretch, but not that big of a stretch.

Depends on the equipment they carry in the ass that is.
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Re: The Hive: The Malthus Bug Thread
« Reply #140 on: July 18, 2016, 11:37:48 pm »
Huge Yelllow Jacket nest in an arm chair.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9I2hSQRTMQ
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Re: The Hive: The Malthus Bug Thread
« Reply #141 on: July 19, 2016, 12:09:21 am »
I was expecting a bee the size of a dog. :mad:
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Re: The Hive: The Malthus Bug Thread
« Reply #142 on: July 19, 2016, 12:37:54 am »
I was expecting a bee the size of a dog. :mad:



:lol:

Forgot to say nest there.
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Re: The Hive: The Malthus Bug Thread
« Reply #143 on: July 19, 2016, 08:08:05 am »
Huge Yelllow Jacket nest in an arm chair.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9I2hSQRTMQ

That chair does not look very inviting somehow.  :hmm:
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Re: The Hive: The Malthus Bug Thread
« Reply #144 on: July 19, 2016, 08:12:12 am »
I would rate bald-faced hornets as significantly worse than yellowjackets in the aggression department though. They are much larger with a more potent sting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_znYyh7t63E

As you may have read in the OT thread, I had to remove a nest of these suckers this weekend - I managed it without getting stung.  :)
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Re: The Hive: The Malthus Bug Thread
« Reply #145 on: July 19, 2016, 01:14:24 pm »
Now, THAT's a yellowjacket hive ... !

Check this out: hive with literally millions of wasps. And they are pissed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9ynSPtTa9c
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Re: The Hive: The Malthus Bug Thread
« Reply #146 on: July 20, 2016, 04:50:59 pm »
Everyone knows that the coolest way of destroying a wasp nest is with a flamethrower - but only the Chinese military has actually done it.  :lol:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_Bo2ro60ro
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Re: The Hive: The Malthus Bug Thread
« Reply #147 on: July 20, 2016, 06:01:41 pm »
I just gas the fuckers.
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Re: The Hive: The Malthus Bug Thread
« Reply #148 on: July 20, 2016, 07:24:17 pm »
Now, THAT's a yellowjacket hive ... !

Check this out: hive with literally millions of wasps. And they are pissed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9ynSPtTa9c

I posted about that way back on the first page. :contract:
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Re: The Hive: The Malthus Bug Thread
« Reply #149 on: July 20, 2016, 07:53:44 pm »
I just gas the fuckers.

Can I keep their flame thrower after we do?
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