Barrister's obnoxious thread full of smug parenting stories

Started by Barrister, May 17, 2012, 02:47:49 PM

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CountDeMoney

Jethro Tull?  What the fuck.  There's no flutes in rock music, dumbass.  Might as well play some Joan Baez.

Ed Anger

Quote from: CountDeMoney on November 07, 2014, 07:12:15 PM
Jethro Tull?  What the fuck.  There's no flutes in rock music, dumbass.  Might as well play some Joan Baez.

Go back to putting bows on your cat.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

CountDeMoney

Quote from: Ed Anger on November 07, 2014, 07:14:12 PM
Go back to putting bows on your cat.

She went as Princess Leia this Halloween.  Not cokehead bikini ROTJ Leia, but danishes-strapped-to-the-head Episode IV Leia.


DGuller

How many pairs of your shoes had urine in them the next day?

CountDeMoney

Shaking the jar of Pounce always makes the abuse go away.


CountDeMoney

Yeah, you see those ears?  That's for when she's about to go supersonic. 

Ed Anger

Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Grey Fox

Do you ever just go watch your kids sleep?

Am I weird for that?
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

sbr


Grey Fox

Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

Barrister

Quote from: Grey Fox on November 12, 2014, 10:24:24 PM
Do you ever just go watch your kids sleep?

Am I weird for that?

It's the only time they're still enough to actually look at them.

So no.
Posts here are my own private opinions.  I do not speak for my employer.

sbr

I did a bit when they were very tiny, but my oldest slept about as soundly as I do.  When ever you got within a foot or two of the bedroom door she would wake up and resist going back to sleep. 

That broke me of the habit pretty quick, though I can understand why someone would.

Jacob

Quote from: Grey Fox on November 12, 2014, 10:24:24 PM
Do you ever just go watch your kids sleep?

Am I weird for that?

Not weird at all. Kids and dogs are perfect angels when they sleep.