Barrister's obnoxious thread full of smug parenting stories

Started by Barrister, May 17, 2012, 02:47:49 PM

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Ed Anger

Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

CountDeMoney

Shit, I bought a class ring and promptly turned it over to the girlfriend.  Because That Was The Right Thing To Do.

Ed Anger

Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

CountDeMoney

I was there in her basement, banging the shit out of her and operating without any decent restraint, totally beyond the pale of any acceptable human conduct for a sexually active teenager.
Felt it was the least I could do.

Ed Anger

Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

CountDeMoney


Barrister

Baby Josh pulled himself up to standing last night.

He's just past seven months old.   :cool:
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Grey Fox

Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

Barrister

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Grey Fox

Yes. 4 years old!

Does he starts school in the fall?
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

Barrister

Quote from: Grey Fox on May 30, 2014, 11:10:55 AM
Yes. 4 years old!

Does he starts school in the fall?

No, next year.  He'll continue with pre-school next year.  Which is probably for the best - I'd rather him be one of the older kids, than one of the youngest.
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Grey Fox

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Barrister

Quote from: Grey Fox on May 30, 2014, 11:31:19 AM
:yes:

Ariel, surprisingly, turns 3 tomorrow.

Ariel is very blessed - she shares a birthday with the Winnipeg Jets. :hug:

(which reminds me - it's nearly time for a certain annual bump... :shifty:)
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Grey Fox

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Syt

Quote from: Barrister on May 30, 2014, 11:34:28 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on May 30, 2014, 11:31:19 AM
:yes:

Ariel, surprisingly, turns 3 tomorrow.

Ariel is very blessed - she shares a birthday with the Winnipeg Jets. :hug:

(which reminds me - it's nearly time for a certain annual bump... :shifty:)

There was a guy on my previous commute from the old apartment who was wearing a Jets cap every morning.
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