Barrister's obnoxious thread full of smug parenting stories

Started by Barrister, May 17, 2012, 02:47:49 PM

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Admiral Yi

Perving on the daughter makes Hillary's typing magically improve.

katmai

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

sbr


HVC

Quote from: Admiral Yi on December 29, 2013, 01:55:07 AM
Perving on the daughter makes Hillary's typing magically improve.
he cut off the rest of the post. the second part was not as pervy :D
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Grey Fox

Quote from: sbr on December 29, 2013, 10:38:15 AM
Quote from: katmai on December 29, 2013, 01:58:18 AM
FFS SBR how old are you?








:P

43.  I started a touch early.

25? Not really.

My sis in law will be 44 when her Youngest turns 18. She has 4.
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

katmai

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Grey Fox

Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

Barrister

Little Timmy is signed up for a skating lesson on Saturday - at the community outdoor rink.   :Canuck:

We went and bought him skates and a helmet last weekend.  He was so excited to go skating he actually had a mini-tantrum when I told him we couldn't go (besides no lesson that day, it was -25C).  But next Saturday has a projected high of -@... :) 
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Admiral Yi


Barrister

Quote from: Admiral Yi on January 09, 2014, 01:50:35 PM
How long until you put a stick in his hands?

He's already had a stick in his hands - in the great Canadian tradition of road hockey. :Canuck:  Which, when dealing with a three year old, just means whacking a ball around.

As to when we put stick and skates together?  Maybe next year if things go well.
Posts here are my own private opinions.  I do not speak for my employer.

Admiral Yi


derspiess

Quote from: Admiral Yi on January 09, 2014, 01:55:58 PM
When do you teach him to drop his gloves?  :P

Tommy has already been practicing this :D

As ambivalent as she is about other sports, my wife really wants Tommy to play hockey for some reason.  That or tennis.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall


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