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Re: Barrister's obnoxious thread full of smug parenting stories
« Reply #435 on: August 05, 2013, 11:52:22 am »
Remember looking up bad words in the dictionary? :wub:

When my cousin showed me how to get the calculator to say "BOOBS" my mind was totally blown.
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Re: Barrister's obnoxious thread full of smug parenting stories
« Reply #436 on: August 06, 2013, 05:52:32 pm »
Remember looking up bad words in the dictionary? :wub:

When my cousin showed me how to get the calculator to say "BOOBS" my mind was totally blown.

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Re: Barrister's obnoxious thread full of smug parenting stories
« Reply #437 on: August 08, 2013, 03:22:19 pm »
I decide to purchase a new game for the kids for the Xbox360. A horse game? Something educational? NO.

I get Injustice: Gods Among Us

The twins quickly get up to speed and stat beating me occasionally( I of course throw those games).  They enjoy beating up batman. I enjoy beating up Wonder Woman. MISOGYNY!

Some notes: WHEN DID WONDER WOMAN START WEARING PANTS?

They also changed Harley Quinn. My wife's Halloween costume is out of date.
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Re: Barrister's obnoxious thread full of smug parenting stories
« Reply #438 on: August 08, 2013, 03:26:24 pm »
Back to school shopping(or in the twins case, first time to school shopping)

In smiley format.

Wife: :w00t:

Twins:  :huh:

Me:  :glare:

(At changing room)

Wife:  :)

Katerina:  <_<

Cassandra:  :moon:

Me:  :glare:

Twins:  :mad: :mad:

Me: :ultra:

Twins:  :cry:

Wife:  :(

Now you never have to go again.  Well Done!

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Re: Barrister's obnoxious thread full of smug parenting stories
« Reply #439 on: August 08, 2013, 03:27:36 pm »
Oh no. I fear I have 15 years of that agony.
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Re: Barrister's obnoxious thread full of smug parenting stories
« Reply #440 on: August 08, 2013, 03:28:19 pm »
Oh no. I fear I have 15 years of that agony.

Then I have no sympathy for you.  You had your chance and blew it.

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Re: Barrister's obnoxious thread full of smug parenting stories
« Reply #441 on: August 08, 2013, 05:22:20 pm »


Some notes: WHEN DID WONDER WOMAN START WEARING PANTS?



you can blame gumbles favorite writer for that iirc.
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Re: Barrister's obnoxious thread full of smug parenting stories
« Reply #442 on: August 08, 2013, 06:12:23 pm »


Some notes: WHEN DID WONDER WOMAN START WEARING PANTS?



you can blame gumbles favorite writer for that iirc.

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Re: Barrister's obnoxious thread full of smug parenting stories
« Reply #443 on: August 08, 2013, 08:36:04 pm »
Grumbler's favorite writer died in 395 BC.  He was like a son to Grumbler.
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Re: Barrister's obnoxious thread full of smug parenting stories
« Reply #444 on: August 08, 2013, 10:32:35 pm »
Grumbler's favorite writer died in 395 BC.  He was like a son to Grumbler.
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Re: Barrister's obnoxious thread full of smug parenting stories
« Reply #445 on: August 08, 2013, 11:12:28 pm »
I decide to purchase a new game for the kids for the Xbox360. A horse game? Something educational? NO.

I get Injustice: Gods Among Us

The twins quickly get up to speed and stat beating me occasionally( I of course throw those games).  They enjoy beating up batman. I enjoy beating up Wonder Woman. MISOGYNY!

Some notes: WHEN DID WONDER WOMAN START WEARING PANTS?

They also changed Harley Quinn. My wife's Halloween costume is out of date.

So how many MS points is this game?
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Re: Barrister's obnoxious thread full of smug parenting stories
« Reply #446 on: August 08, 2013, 11:23:27 pm »
My 6 weeks old has been awake for 6 hours now. It's like he's making up time for the first 3 weeks.
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Re: Barrister's obnoxious thread full of smug parenting stories
« Reply #447 on: August 08, 2013, 11:38:57 pm »
My 6 weeks old has been awake for 6 hours now. It's like he's making up time for the first 3 weeks.

They do that, as I'm sure you know.
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Re: Barrister's obnoxious thread full of smug parenting stories
« Reply #448 on: August 09, 2013, 01:07:59 am »
I decide to purchase a new game for the kids for the Xbox360. A horse game? Something educational? NO.

I get Injustice: Gods Among Us

The twins quickly get up to speed and stat beating me occasionally( I of course throw those games).  They enjoy beating up batman. I enjoy beating up Wonder Woman. MISOGYNY!

Some notes: WHEN DID WONDER WOMAN START WEARING PANTS?

They also changed Harley Quinn. My wife's Halloween costume is out of date.

So how many MS points is this game?

40 bucks.
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Re: Barrister's obnoxious thread full of smug parenting stories
« Reply #449 on: August 09, 2013, 09:27:19 am »
My 6 weeks old has been awake for 6 hours now. It's like he's making up time for the first 3 weeks.

They do that, as I'm sure you know.

He followed that up by sleeping for 5h, a breast break & 3 more hours of sleep.
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