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Re: Barrister's obnoxious thread full of smug parenting stories
« Reply #360 on: April 16, 2013, 09:46:03 pm »
Congrats, Beeb. :) You should hold off on the snipping, though. A fourth child would complete the set and give you the perfect curling team.
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Re: Barrister's obnoxious thread full of smug parenting stories
« Reply #361 on: April 16, 2013, 09:48:43 pm »
Congrats, Beeb. :) You should hold off on the snipping, though. A fourth child would complete the set and give you the perfect curling team.

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Re: Barrister's obnoxious thread full of smug parenting stories
« Reply #362 on: April 18, 2013, 10:56:43 am »
Cassandra told me she couldn't find her Pinkie Pie pony. so I spent 2 hours searching followed by a very sad girl. Then she remembers putting it in a basement closet. They were playing hide n' seek.

ME:  :mad:

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Re: Barrister's obnoxious thread full of smug parenting stories
« Reply #363 on: April 18, 2013, 11:00:28 am »
Congrats, Beeb. :) You should hold off on the snipping, though. A fourth child would complete the set and give you the perfect curling team.

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Re: Barrister's obnoxious thread full of smug parenting stories
« Reply #364 on: April 18, 2013, 11:12:58 am »
Cassandra told me she couldn't find her Pinkie Pie pony. so I spent 2 hours searching followed by a very sad girl. Then she remembers putting it in a basement closet. They were playing hide n' seek.

ME:  :mad:

Trolled by a child.  :(

Get used to that.... :glare:
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Re: Barrister's obnoxious thread full of smug parenting stories
« Reply #365 on: April 18, 2013, 11:13:54 am »
Well how do you do - the last two times required medical assistance, and this one... just happened.
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Re: Barrister's obnoxious thread full of smug parenting stories
« Reply #366 on: April 18, 2013, 11:14:20 am »
They already steal my car keys. Little do they know I have backup sets.
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Re: Barrister's obnoxious thread full of smug parenting stories
« Reply #367 on: April 18, 2013, 11:49:43 am »
Timmy was up before I left for work this morning.  He wanted a banana, which I gave him.

then he asked me "Will you stay and play with me today?" 

:cry:

I told him I have to go to work, but he seemed okay with that.

Kids are cruel.  They make you feel bad all day for something like that, but two minutes after you left his mind was probably on something else :D
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Re: Barrister's obnoxious thread full of smug parenting stories
« Reply #368 on: April 18, 2013, 03:42:44 pm »
Timmy was up before I left for work this morning.  He wanted a banana, which I gave him.

then he asked me "Will you stay and play with me today?" 

:cry:

I told him I have to go to work, but he seemed okay with that.

Kids are cruel.  They make you feel bad all day for something like that, but two minutes after you left his mind was probably on something else :D

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Timmy thinks to himself "hey look a TV...."

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Re: Barrister's obnoxious thread full of smug parenting stories
« Reply #369 on: April 30, 2013, 02:39:12 pm »
Gaze upon my spawn mortals!!11

If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!

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Re: Barrister's obnoxious thread full of smug parenting stories
« Reply #370 on: April 30, 2013, 02:41:50 pm »
Good looking kids Valmy.

My oldest got his learner's license yesterday.  People may want to avoid the North Vancouver area for a while.

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Re: Barrister's obnoxious thread full of smug parenting stories
« Reply #371 on: April 30, 2013, 03:06:20 pm »
Atleast, I am doing my part to offset this sausage party.

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Re: Barrister's obnoxious thread full of smug parenting stories
« Reply #373 on: April 30, 2013, 04:26:13 pm »
Very adorable!  :)

Goes for both the Frenchie and the Texan.  ;)

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Re: Barrister's obnoxious thread full of smug parenting stories
« Reply #374 on: April 30, 2013, 04:38:08 pm »
Atleast, I am doing my part to offset this sausage party.



Too cute.  That reminds me, I need to try to find some rain boots for my daughter.  Who the hell knew they were "out of season" in all stores around here in the spring.

Speaking of which, Lola learned all her letters and numbers (side benefit of her iPad fixation) and now has an obsession now with reading license plates.  I have to distract her when we're walking through parking lots or we'll never get out :mellow:
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