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Re: Barrister's obnoxious thread full of smug parenting stories
« Reply #345 on: March 15, 2013, 05:38:27 pm »
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Oh, and my wife went for an ultrasound earlier this week.  We're expecting another baby in October.   :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:

Well how do you do - the last two times required medical assistance, and this one... just happened.

Congratulation. :cheers:



Though I'm slightly concerned that the rich diversity, that is Languish, will in future times be mainly represented by Ed, yours and Grey Fox's multiple progeny.   :P

Don't forget Valmy, Fahdiz, Merithyn (how could you forget Meri's brood!), Hakluyt, pedrito, Berkut, sbr...

Though if you're concerned you could always use the brindfinder to find yourself a fertile 16 year old...  :cool:

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Re: Barrister's obnoxious thread full of smug parenting stories
« Reply #346 on: March 15, 2013, 05:39:37 pm »
Waay too Gringo that list is.
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Re: Barrister's obnoxious thread full of smug parenting stories
« Reply #347 on: March 15, 2013, 05:40:32 pm »
Waay too Gringo that list is.

Well if you're relying on you, Tim, and Jaron to reproduce... :lol:

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Re: Barrister's obnoxious thread full of smug parenting stories
« Reply #348 on: March 15, 2013, 05:46:00 pm »
I am relying on flip-I-can. But more meant some asshole omitting Lusti from his list.
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Re: Barrister's obnoxious thread full of smug parenting stories
« Reply #349 on: March 15, 2013, 05:46:40 pm »
I am relying on flip-I-can. But more meant some asshole omitting Lusti from his list.

He's the King of the Lurkers - of course I forgot about him!

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Re: Barrister's obnoxious thread full of smug parenting stories
« Reply #350 on: March 15, 2013, 05:58:12 pm »
I need more kids.
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Re: Barrister's obnoxious thread full of smug parenting stories
« Reply #351 on: March 15, 2013, 05:58:28 pm »
Congrat Beeb :cheers:

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Re: Barrister's obnoxious thread full of smug parenting stories
« Reply #352 on: March 15, 2013, 05:59:52 pm »
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

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Re: Barrister's obnoxious thread full of smug parenting stories
« Reply #353 on: March 15, 2013, 06:51:10 pm »
Oh, and my wife went for an ultrasound earlier this week.  We're expecting another baby in October.   :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:

Well how do you do - the last two times required medical assistance, and this one... just happened.

:cheers:

Do you have an ideal upper limit of kids, or are you aiming for a Monkeybutt style "clan of thousands"?

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Re: Barrister's obnoxious thread full of smug parenting stories
« Reply #354 on: March 15, 2013, 07:33:20 pm »
Congrats Beeb. You need to keep going til you have a girl.
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Re: Barrister's obnoxious thread full of smug parenting stories
« Reply #355 on: March 15, 2013, 09:18:29 pm »
Oh, and my wife went for an ultrasound earlier this week.  We're expecting another baby in October.   :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:

Well how do you do - the last two times required medical assistance, and this one... just happened.

:cheers:

Do you have an ideal upper limit of kids, or are you aiming for a Monkeybutt style "clan of thousands"?

If we had gotten started much, much earlier, maybe, but as it is I'll be 38 1/2 when this guy is born.  Three should be plenty. :)

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Re: Barrister's obnoxious thread full of smug parenting stories
« Reply #356 on: March 18, 2013, 09:39:41 am »
That's still young. The age is of your wife is what's important. Also there's always divorce!
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Re: Barrister's obnoxious thread full of smug parenting stories
« Reply #357 on: April 12, 2013, 09:57:59 am »
Some amusing Timmyisms from the recent trip to Brazil:

-the hotel we were staying at at one point was our "hometel"

-the cicadas that would occasionally come into the house were called, appropriately enough "big cadas"

-umbrellas were "gorillas"

-elevators were "alligators"

-the house we were staying at had some small gecko-like lizards.  Timmy was fascinated by them and insisted that we go "wizard hunting" to go find more.

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Re: Barrister's obnoxious thread full of smug parenting stories
« Reply #358 on: April 16, 2013, 05:46:27 pm »
Timmy was up before I left for work this morning.  He wanted a banana, which I gave him.

then he asked me "Will you stay and play with me today?" 

:cry:

I told him I have to go to work, but he seemed okay with that.

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Re: Barrister's obnoxious thread full of smug parenting stories
« Reply #359 on: April 16, 2013, 07:35:15 pm »
Well how do you do - the last two times required medical assistance, and this one... just happened.
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