My oldest daughter went to her junior prom last Friday....but I will NOT be posting any pictures here 
Kids are great...enjoy them while they are young....soon they start to talk back, say things like 'no'...or worse 
My kid was saying "No!" at 18 months. When he is in a certain mood it doesn't matter what you're offering:
"Timothy, would you like a sucker?"
"No!"
*then show him the sucker and watch him race towards it*
As for obnoxious smug parenting stories... I went through the crawlspace storage looking for some packed-up baby clothes. I didn't find the clothes, but I found something better.
Teddy. My teddy. Hand-made by my mommy back in '75. Sure, he has mid-70s diaper-pins holding his arms on, and a couple of holes he is slowly losing stuffing out of. But Baby Number 2 is definitely getting Teddy. Or rather, excuse me, Ted. E. Bear, to give him his proper name.

I don't care if baby just chews on him, spits up on him, or whatever - it is what Ted E. Bear would want.