Barrister's obnoxious thread full of smug parenting stories

Started by Barrister, May 17, 2012, 02:47:49 PM

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Admiral Yi


Ed Anger

Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Valmy

Quote from: Ed Anger on October 23, 2016, 08:35:04 PM
I taught my twins the secret family Recipie for chili. Now the little shits can cook for me.

Yes Val, with beans. Suck on that.

Cultural appropriation :weep:
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Ed Anger

Quote from: Valmy on October 23, 2016, 09:01:08 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 23, 2016, 08:35:04 PM
I taught my twins the secret family Recipie for chili. Now the little shits can cook for me.

Yes Val, with beans. Suck on that.

Cultural appropriation :weep:

It got kentuckied.

Next up: changing texas barbacque. I'm thinking of smoking some Spam.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive


DGuller

Quote from: Admiral Yi on October 22, 2016, 12:26:26 AM
Quote from: DGuller on October 21, 2016, 08:28:41 PM
Which is an idiotic attitude, as highways are the safest roads.  Which doesn't mean that you still don't need to be taught the basics.  But my instructors had the same attitude, so I had to learn it on my own as well.

Safest in terms of property or in terms of casualty?
In terms of everything.  Accident rate, fatality rate, property damage rate.  Road design >> low speed, when it comes to traffic deaths.  You may be going faster on freeways, but you're far less likely to hit another car, and far less likely to  come to a sudden stop if you do hit something.  You can't t-bone someone in an intersection on a highway, nor can you drift into opposing lane to hit someone head-on, which are two of the most dangerous types of accidents.

Razgovory

I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

DGuller

Quote from: Razgovory on October 23, 2016, 10:02:00 PM
You've never been on a Missouri highway, have you?
No, my navigation skills are not THAT bad.

CountDeMoney


Razgovory

Quote from: DGuller on October 23, 2016, 10:05:53 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on October 23, 2016, 10:02:00 PM
You've never been on a Missouri highway, have you?
No, my navigation skills are not THAT bad.

" You can't t-bone someone in an intersection on a highway, nor can you drift into opposing lane to hit someone head-on, which are two of the most dangerous types of accidents."

This sentence doesn't apply in Missouri.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Barrister

Quote from: Razgovory on October 24, 2016, 10:40:37 AM
Quote from: DGuller on October 23, 2016, 10:05:53 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on October 23, 2016, 10:02:00 PM
You've never been on a Missouri highway, have you?
No, my navigation skills are not THAT bad.

" You can't t-bone someone in an intersection on a highway, nor can you drift into opposing lane to hit someone head-on, which are two of the most dangerous types of accidents."

This sentence doesn't apply in Missouri.

Or on many Alberta (and Manitoba since I'm visiting) highways.
Posts here are my own private opinions.  I do not speak for my employer.

Razgovory

Every night the local news reports someone dying on a two lane highway.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

CountDeMoney

Quote from: Razgovory on October 24, 2016, 12:32:19 PM
Every night the local news reports someone dying on a two lane highway.

Happens all the time.  Somebody crossing that center line brings your day to a conclusion rather quickly.

derspiess

Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 24, 2016, 10:37:34 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on October 23, 2016, 08:48:31 PM
Cincinnati style chili with cinnamon?

WTF
Don't tell me that's a thing.

The first thing to keep in mind is that it's not really chili.  It's pretty awesome for what it is, but it's really a Greek meat sauce you put over spaghetti or on a hot dog.  And then pile about 6 inches high with finely shredded cheddar.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

CountDeMoney

OK, now that certainly sounds a bit more reasonable.  I like the hot dog application; perhaps a nice split grilled knockwurst.