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Re: Barrister's obnoxious thread full of smug parenting stories
« Reply #90 on: May 30, 2012, 05:54:48 pm »
Ugh. You kid will start cold calling people soon.

He'll be asking BB if he's rebooted his computer first.

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Re: Barrister's obnoxious thread full of smug parenting stories
« Reply #91 on: May 30, 2012, 05:58:38 pm »
I don't know why I'm dropping letters off my words today.  :(
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Re: Barrister's obnoxious thread full of smug parenting stories
« Reply #92 on: May 30, 2012, 06:14:53 pm »
Old age


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Re: Barrister's obnoxious thread full of smug parenting stories
« Reply #93 on: May 31, 2012, 08:58:19 am »
My son makes his toy trains fight each other.  Where the heck did he learn that?  Have I modeled: violence?  :(

He has them beat the crap out of each other and then giggles hysterically.  Thomas the Tank Engine: ULTIMATE COMBAT!!111
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Re: Barrister's obnoxious thread full of smug parenting stories
« Reply #94 on: May 31, 2012, 09:01:10 am »
It's inherent to all man.

My girl turns 1 today & BB's kid 3.
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Re: Barrister's obnoxious thread full of smug parenting stories
« Reply #95 on: May 31, 2012, 09:25:11 am »
It's inherent to all man.

My girl turns 1 today & BB's kid 3.

Happy birthday to them both!!
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Re: Barrister's obnoxious thread full of smug parenting stories
« Reply #96 on: May 31, 2012, 02:24:59 pm »
It's inherent to all man.

My girl turns 1 today & BB's kid 3.

It is his birthday, but he only turned 2.   :cool:

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Re: Barrister's obnoxious thread full of smug parenting stories
« Reply #97 on: May 31, 2012, 02:28:36 pm »
It is his birthday, but he only turned 2.   :cool:

You're about to enter the truly hilarious part;  nothing is funnier than some of the shit they start saying from 2 through 5, when they start to learn to really communicate.  You'll be able to have a real conversation with him soon, and that shit is going to be hilarious.

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Re: Barrister's obnoxious thread full of smug parenting stories
« Reply #98 on: May 31, 2012, 02:31:03 pm »
It is his birthday, but he only turned 2.   :cool:

Happy birthday Tim!
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Re: Barrister's obnoxious thread full of smug parenting stories
« Reply #99 on: May 31, 2012, 02:35:10 pm »
It is his birthday, but he only turned 2.   :cool:

You're about to enter the truly hilarious part;  nothing is funnier than some of the shit they start saying from 2 through 5, when they start to learn to really communicate.  You'll be able to have a real conversation with him soon, and that shit is going to be hilarious.

Fave Carl quote, circa 3 or so, on seeing a really fat man after having pregancy explained: "Oh boy, he's going to have ten babies!"
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Re: Barrister's obnoxious thread full of smug parenting stories
« Reply #100 on: May 31, 2012, 02:46:50 pm »
Shopping with the twins at Big Lots, Katerina sees the cookies I've been buying. Sadly for me, she overhead me call them 'polack cookies' one day and recognizes the package. So I get this today:

HEY DADDY! POLACK COOKIES! I sense every head turning my way and was silently being judged by the poors.

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I still got me some delicious polack cookies.
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Re: Barrister's obnoxious thread full of smug parenting stories
« Reply #101 on: May 31, 2012, 02:51:45 pm »
HEY DADDY! POLACK COOKIES! I sense every head turning my way and was silently being judged by the poors.

Apparently my mother had to rush me out of a grocery store because I kept pointing at a heavy-set black woman in line at the register behind us, and kept calling out "Moo cow."

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Re: Barrister's obnoxious thread full of smug parenting stories
« Reply #102 on: May 31, 2012, 02:53:28 pm »
:lol: at both of you.

Noothing super-embarassing from Tim - yet.

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Re: Barrister's obnoxious thread full of smug parenting stories
« Reply #103 on: May 31, 2012, 04:39:41 pm »
HEY DADDY! POLACK COOKIES! I sense every head turning my way and was silently being judged by the poors.

Apparently my mother had to rush me out of a grocery store because I kept pointing at a heavy-set black woman in line at the register behind us, and kept calling out "Moo cow."

My mother took Carl swimming when he was 3 to the Columbus Centre, which is an Italian fitness place (she likes the pool there even though not Italian).

Being that Carl was only 3, she took him into the change room with her.

He said in the change room something like "Grandma, is that a woman? She has a moustache!"  :lol:

Sadly, he said it loudly. Much glaring ensued.  :(
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Re: Barrister's obnoxious thread full of smug parenting stories
« Reply #104 on: May 31, 2012, 09:22:06 pm »
Ariel did not have a good birthday. We went to the restaurant, she wasn't an happy camper. She didn't eat anything & puker on her grand mother.

We ended up eating at home.
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