Thought I'd share these here, too.
This morning, while I'm standing in the bathroom with Riley, brushing my teeth, I remember something that I'm supposed to tell her. I motion for her to wait a second, finish brushing, and then stand and look at her for a second.
Riley:

What?
Me: There was something that I had to tell you.
Riley:

And...it is....?
Me: Hold on. I can't remember.
Riley:

Me: Give me a second!
Riley:

Me: Nope, can't remember. I'll text you later.
Riley:

It's okay, Mom. No matter what anyone tells you, you're not getting old.

Me:

later, I'm sitting on my computer checking the news when I hear Riley from the kitchen:
Riley: Mom, why is there a bowl of dry cereal on the counter in here?
Me: Oh! I was making cereal! I forgot! *races into the kitchen to finish making the cereal*
Riley: How do you FORGET that you're making cereal?!
Me: Well, I poured my cereal and went to put the box back on top of the fridge when I noticed that the dry erase board for this week hadn't been updated yet so I did that and then I had to tell you that it was Jeremy's day for dishes and yours for cleaning the living room and when I came in to do that I remembered that I had been looking something up on the computer so I sat down to do that and then I saw the headline for Miley Cyrus on the VMA awards so I went to YouTube and watched her twerk. Then you reminded me about the cereal.

Riley:

It's okay, Mom. No matter what anyone tells you, you're not getting old.

Me:
