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Re: Barrister's obnoxious thread full of smug parenting stories
« Reply #330 on: February 20, 2013, 02:08:41 am »
Those with young Languish readers may be interested in this. -_-


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Re: Barrister's obnoxious thread full of smug parenting stories
« Reply #331 on: February 20, 2013, 06:23:24 am »
I was watching The Walking Dead when Ariel walked into the room.

Everytime I zombie bites it she laughs & yells "dodo" (sleep).

They grow up so fast, already ready to handle a zombie apocalypse.
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Re: Barrister's obnoxious thread full of smug parenting stories
« Reply #332 on: March 05, 2013, 07:02:45 am »
I lined up a couple of rows of Peeps on the table and then set the kids loose on them. It was like a pack of zombies tearing into that sweet sweet peep flesh.

I sat there like I was God.

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Re: Barrister's obnoxious thread full of smug parenting stories
« Reply #333 on: March 15, 2013, 02:36:19 pm »
Timmy likes to play 'animals' down in the basement.  What that means is we get down on our hands and knees and make various animal noises (lions roar, elephants trumpet, that kind of thing) plus usually there is some play wrestling going on.

What I find cute about this is once we start playing is instead of calling me daddy, he'll call me "Daddy Lion", or "Daddy Hippo".  As in "come here Daddy Hippo". :D

Last night though was a new twist.  Suddenly there was a lion in the basement, and we had to go hide from it (behind a glass french door :lol:).  Then we would have to go out and find the lion again, then go back and hide behind the french door again.




Oh, and my wife went for an ultrasound earlier this week.  We're expecting another baby in October.   :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:

Well how do you do - the last two times required medical assistance, and this one... just happened.

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Re: Barrister's obnoxious thread full of smug parenting stories
« Reply #334 on: March 15, 2013, 02:52:55 pm »
Wow, ever heard of a condom?

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Re: Barrister's obnoxious thread full of smug parenting stories
« Reply #335 on: March 15, 2013, 02:54:13 pm »

Oh, and my wife went for an ultrasound earlier this week.  We're expecting another baby in October.   :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:


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Re: Barrister's obnoxious thread full of smug parenting stories
« Reply #336 on: March 15, 2013, 02:55:29 pm »
Wow, ever heard of a condom?

Ever hear of astroglide.
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"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

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Re: Barrister's obnoxious thread full of smug parenting stories
« Reply #337 on: March 15, 2013, 03:12:57 pm »
FFS stop trying to compete with Monkeybutt.
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Re: Barrister's obnoxious thread full of smug parenting stories
« Reply #338 on: March 15, 2013, 03:22:00 pm »
 :cheers:
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Re: Barrister's obnoxious thread full of smug parenting stories
« Reply #339 on: March 15, 2013, 03:30:52 pm »
Congratulations Beeb!  That's great news!

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Re: Barrister's obnoxious thread full of smug parenting stories
« Reply #340 on: March 15, 2013, 03:33:01 pm »
Oh, and my wife went for an ultrasound earlier this week.  We're expecting another baby in October.   :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:

Well how do you do - the last two times required medical assistance, and this one... just happened.

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Re: Barrister's obnoxious thread full of smug parenting stories
« Reply #341 on: March 15, 2013, 04:03:18 pm »
.....

Oh, and my wife went for an ultrasound earlier this week.  We're expecting another baby in October.   :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:

Well how do you do - the last two times required medical assistance, and this one... just happened.

Congratulation. :cheers:



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Re: Barrister's obnoxious thread full of smug parenting stories
« Reply #342 on: March 15, 2013, 05:25:18 pm »
Great.  More Canadians.  That's just swell.

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Re: Barrister's obnoxious thread full of smug parenting stories
« Reply #343 on: March 15, 2013, 05:26:23 pm »
FFS stop trying to compete with Monkeybutt.

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Re: Barrister's obnoxious thread full of smug parenting stories
« Reply #344 on: March 15, 2013, 05:36:35 pm »
FFS stop trying to compete with Monkeybutt.

The missus was joking (I hope it was joking) about maybe it was twins. :o

But thankfully the ultrasound confirmed just one.

And as much as this world could use even more Ukrainians, I'll go get snipped after this one is born.   :ph34r: