Author Topic: 2012 US Presidential Election Megathread!  (Read 3263 times)

jimmy olsen

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2012 US Presidential Election Megathread!
« on: March 20, 2012, 11:55:16 pm »
Romney has wrapped up the GOP nomination, so it's who we all thought it would be a year ago.

Romney vs. Obama

Get ready swing state voters for a mind numbing barrage of campaign ads.
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Re: 2012 US Presidential Election Megathread!
« Reply #1 on: March 21, 2012, 12:19:39 am »
The Obamanation will crush him.
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Re: 2012 US Presidential Election Megathread!
« Reply #2 on: March 21, 2012, 12:23:02 am »
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Re: 2012 US Presidential Election Megathread!
« Reply #3 on: March 21, 2012, 12:28:59 am »
Romney has wrapped up the GOP nomination, so it's who we all thought it would be a year ago.

Romney vs. Obama

Get ready swing state voters for a mind numbing barrage of campaign ads.

He has?
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jimmy olsen

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Re: 2012 US Presidential Election Megathread!
« Reply #4 on: March 21, 2012, 12:32:37 am »
His lead is insurmountable. Unless he drops dead or something health related happens, it's him.
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

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Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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Peter Wiggin

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Re: 2012 US Presidential Election Megathread!
« Reply #5 on: March 21, 2012, 12:34:23 am »
He has?

Illinois voters and Tim have spoken!
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Re: 2012 US Presidential Election Megathread!
« Reply #6 on: March 21, 2012, 01:15:21 am »
So is Obama going to drop Biden? Is Romney going to pick a religious nutball for VP?
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Re: 2012 US Presidential Election Megathread!
« Reply #7 on: March 21, 2012, 01:29:29 am »
So is Obama going to drop Biden? Is Romney going to pick a religious nutball for VP?

Romney/Hatch 2012?  :lol:
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Re: 2012 US Presidential Election Megathread!
« Reply #9 on: March 21, 2012, 01:48:02 am »
Made you look.

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Re: 2012 US Presidential Election Megathread!
« Reply #10 on: March 21, 2012, 02:00:41 am »
I figured Romny was going to win, but I was surprised how much the GOP fixed their own elections to make it certain.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

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Re: 2012 US Presidential Election Megathread!
« Reply #11 on: March 21, 2012, 02:04:22 am »
Rick Santorum and his family last night in Gettysburg, Pa


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Re: 2012 US Presidential Election Megathread!
« Reply #12 on: March 21, 2012, 02:10:29 am »
I wonder if his family normally dressed like it's still 1952.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

The accusation in fact, is simply made as an attempt to distract from what I good job I've done of proving your own irrationality.   -Berkut May of 2012

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Re: 2012 US Presidential Election Megathread!
« Reply #13 on: March 21, 2012, 02:10:36 am »
What the fuck is up with the sweaters? :lol:
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Re: 2012 US Presidential Election Megathread!
« Reply #14 on: March 21, 2012, 02:15:31 am »
What the fuck is up with the sweaters? :lol:

It's like Ned Flander's creepy Catholic brother.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

The accusation in fact, is simply made as an attempt to distract from what I good job I've done of proving your own irrationality.   -Berkut May of 2012