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Started by Liep, December 16, 2011, 02:12:39 PM

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Valmy

Hail, hail East Germany
Land of fruit and grape
Land where you'll regret
If you try to escape

No matter if you tunnel under
or take a running jump at the wall
Forget it, the guards will kill you,
if the electrified fence doesn't first
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

The Larch


The Brain

Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Liep

Not even shameful bronze for Sara Slott. 4th. :weep:
"Af alle latterlige Ting forekommer det mig at være det allerlatterligste at have travlt" - Kierkegaard

"JamenajmenømahrmDÆ!DÆ! Æhvnårvaæhvadlelæh! Hvor er det crazy, det her, mand!" - Uffe Elbæk

mongers

A spectator at the Vuelta tried to make off on Ben King's crashed bike.  :huh:
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

Brazen

Gatlin couldn't take Bolt down in the 200m. Take one cameraman on a Segway though...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meBu7axYp3o

Liep

Quote from: Brazen on August 27, 2015, 10:03:54 AM
Gatlin couldn't take Bolt down in the 200m. Take one cameraman on a Segway though...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meBu7axYp3o

:lol: :o

Is he okay?
"Af alle latterlige Ting forekommer det mig at være det allerlatterligste at have travlt" - Kierkegaard

"JamenajmenømahrmDÆ!DÆ! Æhvnårvaæhvadlelæh! Hvor er det crazy, det her, mand!" - Uffe Elbæk

Pedrito

b / h = h / b+h


27 Zoupa Points, redeemable at the nearest liquor store! :woot:

Liep

I'm in love with the Swedish women's long jump contestants.

Khaddia Sagnia:


Erica Jarder:


Usain Bolt agrees with me:
"Af alle latterlige Ting forekommer det mig at være det allerlatterligste at have travlt" - Kierkegaard

"JamenajmenømahrmDÆ!DÆ! Æhvnårvaæhvadlelæh! Hvor er det crazy, det her, mand!" - Uffe Elbæk

Admiral Yi


The Larch

If you're a leg/ass guy, long jump and high jump is where it's at for women's athletics. That and voleyball are the key sporting events if you're of that persuasion.

Liep

Quote from: The Larch on August 28, 2015, 09:13:49 AM
If you're a leg/ass guy, long jump and high jump is where it's at for women's athletics. That and voleyball are the key sporting events if you're of that persuasion.

:yes:
800m isn't bad either.
"Af alle latterlige Ting forekommer det mig at være det allerlatterligste at have travlt" - Kierkegaard

"JamenajmenømahrmDÆ!DÆ! Æhvnårvaæhvadlelæh! Hvor er det crazy, det her, mand!" - Uffe Elbæk

Brezel

High jumpers are thin and bony. 100 and 400 m hurdles is where it's at.

Liep

Quote from: Brezel on August 29, 2015, 05:52:07 AM
High jumpers are thin and bony

Agree to disagree

German high jumper Jungfleisch:
"Af alle latterlige Ting forekommer det mig at være det allerlatterligste at have travlt" - Kierkegaard

"JamenajmenømahrmDÆ!DÆ! Æhvnårvaæhvadlelæh! Hvor er det crazy, det her, mand!" - Uffe Elbæk

Eddie Teach

#224
Young flesh?  :D

Ok, young meat. Works just the same.  :lol:
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