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Re: The Miscellaneous Sports Thread
« Reply #210 on: August 25, 2015, 08:14:55 am »
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If you try to escape

No matter if you tunnel under
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Forget it, the guards will kill you,
if the electrified fence doesn't first
If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!

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Re: The Miscellaneous Sports Thread
« Reply #211 on: August 25, 2015, 09:11:48 am »

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Re: The Miscellaneous Sports Thread
« Reply #212 on: August 25, 2015, 12:40:32 pm »
Latrine!!!
You are gay.

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Re: The Miscellaneous Sports Thread
« Reply #213 on: August 26, 2015, 07:12:51 am »
Not even shameful bronze for Sara Slott. 4th. :weep:
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Re: The Miscellaneous Sports Thread
« Reply #214 on: August 26, 2015, 12:21:50 pm »
A spectator at the Vuelta tried to make off on Ben King's crashed bike.  :huh:
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Re: The Miscellaneous Sports Thread
« Reply #215 on: August 27, 2015, 10:03:54 am »
Gatlin couldn't take Bolt down in the 200m. Take one cameraman on a Segway though...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meBu7axYp3o

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Re: The Miscellaneous Sports Thread
« Reply #216 on: August 27, 2015, 10:17:10 am »
Gatlin couldn't take Bolt down in the 200m. Take one cameraman on a Segway though...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meBu7axYp3o

:lol: :o

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Re: The Miscellaneous Sports Thread
« Reply #217 on: August 27, 2015, 04:04:34 pm »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-YHw1sqjL8

That comforts me. Also added to my Watchlist on imdb.com.

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Re: The Miscellaneous Sports Thread
« Reply #218 on: August 28, 2015, 07:31:20 am »
I'm in love with the Swedish women's long jump contestants.

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Usain Bolt agrees with me:
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Re: The Miscellaneous Sports Thread
« Reply #219 on: August 28, 2015, 07:39:03 am »
Great pooper on contestant #3. :wub:
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Re: The Miscellaneous Sports Thread
« Reply #220 on: August 28, 2015, 09:13:49 am »
If you're a leg/ass guy, long jump and high jump is where it's at for women's athletics. That and voleyball are the key sporting events if you're of that persuasion.

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Re: The Miscellaneous Sports Thread
« Reply #221 on: August 28, 2015, 10:57:36 am »
If you're a leg/ass guy, long jump and high jump is where it's at for women's athletics. That and voleyball are the key sporting events if you're of that persuasion.

:yes:
800m isn't bad either.
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Re: The Miscellaneous Sports Thread
« Reply #222 on: August 29, 2015, 05:52:07 am »
High jumpers are thin and bony. 100 and 400 m hurdles is where it's at.

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Re: The Miscellaneous Sports Thread
« Reply #223 on: August 29, 2015, 06:53:39 am »
High jumpers are thin and bony

Agree to disagree

German high jumper Jungfleisch:
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Re: The Miscellaneous Sports Thread
« Reply #224 on: August 29, 2015, 07:05:11 am »
Young flesh?  :D

Ok, young meat. Works just the same.  :lol:
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