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Re: The Miscellaneous Sports Thread
« Reply #15 on: December 16, 2011, 03:41:49 pm »
I wouldn't pollute my precious bodily fluids with Danish contamination.

You're a weirdo.
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Re: The Miscellaneous Sports Thread
« Reply #16 on: December 16, 2011, 03:46:52 pm »
I wouldn't pollute my precious bodily fluids with Danish contamination.

You're a weirdo.

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Re: The Miscellaneous Sports Thread
« Reply #17 on: December 16, 2011, 05:30:28 pm »
Hawwt enough
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Re: The Miscellaneous Sports Thread
« Reply #18 on: December 16, 2011, 05:34:27 pm »
It takes Americans to fuck up something as gay as handball.
You are gay.

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Re: The Miscellaneous Sports Thread
« Reply #19 on: January 23, 2012, 10:39:37 pm »
Danes won against the Germans to stay alive in the Euro Cup (handball), but Wozzy is behind against Clijsters. A bad day all in all as this means more articles about how Wozniacki is number one but can't win the big tournaments and I have to suffer through more handball at work.
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Re: The Miscellaneous Sports Thread
« Reply #20 on: January 23, 2012, 11:09:56 pm »
Danes won against the Germans to stay alive in the Euro Cup (handball), but Wozzy is behind against Clijsters. A bad day all in all as this means more articles about how Wozniacki is number one but can't win the big tournaments and I have to suffer through more handball at work.

An elementary school friend claims that handball is a Jute-sport.
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Re: The Miscellaneous Sports Thread
« Reply #21 on: January 23, 2012, 11:12:54 pm »
It is. The midsized jute towns are crazy with it.
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Re: The Miscellaneous Sports Thread
« Reply #22 on: January 23, 2012, 11:18:54 pm »
And she lost. :(
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Re: The Miscellaneous Sports Thread
« Reply #23 on: January 23, 2012, 11:21:18 pm »
So that people don't get confused with American handball/pelota vasca, I suggest that in future you refer to team handball as handebol.

Considering how many scandies we have here we should rather refer to it as "Handball" or "Handbolti"
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Re: The Miscellaneous Sports Thread
« Reply #24 on: January 24, 2012, 12:13:49 am »
We could just not refer to it at all.  :huh:


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« Reply #25 on: January 25, 2012, 10:55:58 am »
Poland beats Germany 33-32 in an intense game. If we win over Sweden later we'll be through, there is now no way of avoiding a national meltdown, win or lose.
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Re: The Miscellaneous Sports Thread
« Reply #26 on: January 25, 2012, 11:00:25 am »
Headline in the tabloids: "Tak, tak, tak, Polen!"

First time in a while the Jutes have been cheering for pollacks I imagine, usually it's "go back from whence you came! (but first finish the job on our roof for this low pay)"
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Re: The Miscellaneous Sports Thread
« Reply #27 on: January 27, 2012, 06:40:08 pm »
L'Équipe: "Le miracle danois continue".

Sunday is the final against Serbia in Belgrade. It'll be loud and unwinnable.
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Re: The Miscellaneous Sports Thread
« Reply #28 on: January 28, 2012, 04:16:45 pm »
Now you have to win, so we can get to Olympic qualification tourney.  :glare:
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Re: The Miscellaneous Sports Thread
« Reply #29 on: January 28, 2012, 04:25:54 pm »
They'll likely all be blinded by the 2nd half so I can't see how. :P
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