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Re: TV/Movies Megathread
« Reply #40815 on: December 14, 2018, 07:32:54 am »

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Re: TV/Movies Megathread
« Reply #40816 on: December 14, 2018, 07:35:05 am »
:hmm:
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Re: TV/Movies Megathread
« Reply #40817 on: December 14, 2018, 08:18:11 am »
Feeling sorry for Momoa, he seems to get shitty deals.



He got to lie with Emilia Clarke

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Re: TV/Movies Megathread
« Reply #40818 on: December 14, 2018, 08:24:41 am »
Just be thankful that the movies didn't pick up on the authentic medieval legend of Richard - that he turned cannibal.

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"Shall we never die for default
When we may, in any assault
Slee Saracens, the flesh may take
And seethen, rosten, and do then bake,
And gnawen them flesh to the bones!
Now that I have proved it ones
For hunger erre I be woe
I and my folk shall eat moe."

Why does every "Fun fact" posted on this forum have to deal with cannibalism, bestiality or Jim Harbaugh?   :(

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That's interesting; I'd never heard of Richard Coer de Lyon.

Would the ultimate Languish post feature all three?  :hmm:

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I'd love to see a movie based on Richard Coer de Lyon:lol: It would be freaking awesome from the get-go: his mom's a literal demon from hell! He eats people! And he's the hero!  :D
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Re: TV/Movies Megathread
« Reply #40819 on: December 14, 2018, 08:31:50 am »

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Re: TV/Movies Megathread
« Reply #40820 on: December 14, 2018, 08:34:31 am »
Feeling sorry for Momoa, he seems to get shitty deals.



He got to lie with Emilia Clarke

That's called acting.
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Re: TV/Movies Megathread
« Reply #40821 on: December 14, 2018, 08:36:07 am »
Aquaman will make a killing. I think Momoa's career will be fine.


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Re: TV/Movies Megathread
« Reply #40822 on: December 14, 2018, 09:12:50 am »
Feeling sorry for Momoa, he seems to get shitty deals.



He got to lie with Emilia Clarke

That's called acting.

Still don't feel sorry for him.
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Re: TV/Movies Megathread
« Reply #40823 on: December 14, 2018, 09:35:33 am »
He's married to Lisa Bonet, dude's not hurting.
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Re: TV/Movies Megathread
« Reply #40824 on: December 14, 2018, 09:39:13 am »
He's married to Lisa Bonet, dude's not hurting.

Lisa Bonet?

Now there's a name I haven't heard in a long time...

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Re: TV/Movies Megathread
« Reply #40825 on: December 14, 2018, 09:51:36 am »
Next thing you know they'll make Richard Lionheart speak English. :P

That one drives me nuts every time. There was that horrible Robin Hood movie with Russell Crowe where Aliénor d'Aquitaine was mad at her son Jean sans Terre for betraying their good English values by marrying the DIRTY FRENCH WOMAN Isabelle d'Angoulême!!!11 At that point I was sure the movie was created just to fuck with me.


I've given up on expecting historical accuracy in films.  So long as you avoid slandering a historical figure I'm good.
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Re: TV/Movies Megathread
« Reply #40826 on: December 14, 2018, 10:25:35 am »
He's married to Lisa Bonet, dude's not hurting.

She's gotta thing doesn't she......he kinda resembles her ex husband.
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Re: TV/Movies Megathread
« Reply #40827 on: December 14, 2018, 10:42:19 am »
spider-man into the spider-verse. Pretty damn funny.
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Re: TV/Movies Megathread
« Reply #40828 on: December 14, 2018, 11:31:59 am »
He's married to Lisa Bonet, dude's not hurting.

She's gotta thing doesn't she......he kinda resembles her ex husband.

Oh yeah, he's totally Kravitz 2.0. All the good things but bigger & none of the bad things.
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Re: TV/Movies Megathread
« Reply #40829 on: December 14, 2018, 12:33:54 pm »
He's married to Lisa Bonet, dude's not hurting.

She old.
You know I'm going to lose
And gambling's for fools
But that's the way I like it
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