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Started by The Brain, April 18, 2010, 03:22:25 PM

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The Brain

#780
September 24, 2017, 03:51:44 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on September 24, 2017, 12:33:30 PM
No raiding of coastal Christian villages?

Nope! -_-
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The Brain

#781
December 27, 2017, 07:04:59 AM
Today the IKEA robot called me to confirm a delivery. I couldn't take the call so it talked to my voicemail, and despite asking several times it didn't seem to get a satisfactory answer. So I called IKEA and confirmed the delivery manually.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

mongers

#782
December 27, 2017, 07:17:53 AM
Quote from: The Brain on December 27, 2017, 07:04:59 AM
Today the IKEA robot called me to confirm a delivery. I couldn't take the call so it talked to my voicemail, and despite asking several times it didn't seem to get a satisfactory answer. So I called IKEA and confirmed the delivery manually.

Is this a parable for the future of Sweden when it's population dies out due to a low birth rate and ageing population? :unsure:
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

The Brain

#783
December 27, 2017, 07:19:14 AM
Quote from: mongers on December 27, 2017, 07:17:53 AM
Quote from: The Brain on December 27, 2017, 07:04:59 AM
Today the IKEA robot called me to confirm a delivery. I couldn't take the call so it talked to my voicemail, and despite asking several times it didn't seem to get a satisfactory answer. So I called IKEA and confirmed the delivery manually.

Is this a parable for the future of Sweden when it's population dies out due to a low birth rate and ageing population? :unsure:

:unsure:
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Eddie Teach

#784
December 27, 2017, 07:20:44 AM
The population of Sweden is already dead inside.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

The Brain

#785
December 29, 2017, 07:05:18 AM
Today I assembled a BEKANT.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

The Brain

#786
April 08, 2018, 02:41:34 PM
Today I saw the world's oldest pieces of paper.
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Admiral Yi

#787
April 08, 2018, 04:06:35 PM
Quote from: The Brain on April 08, 2018, 02:41:34 PM
Today I saw the world's oldest pieces of paper.

Only one of them can be the oldest.

The Brain

#788
April 08, 2018, 04:24:01 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on April 08, 2018, 04:06:35 PM
Quote from: The Brain on April 08, 2018, 02:41:34 PM
Today I saw the world's oldest pieces of paper.

Only one of them can be the oldest.

Why didn't you word this as a question?
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

The Brain

#789
April 28, 2018, 12:54:46 PM
Today I bought an egg boiler.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Eddie Teach

#790
April 28, 2018, 02:37:13 PM
I find pots do the job.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

The Brain

#791
April 28, 2018, 03:38:00 PM
Quote from: Eddie Teach on April 28, 2018, 02:37:13 PM
I find pots do the job.

Not only is the egg boiler convenient, I am also saving the planet.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Eddie Teach

#792
April 28, 2018, 05:28:50 PM
And cluttering up your kitchen.  :P
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

mongers

#793
April 28, 2018, 05:54:30 PM
Quote from: The Brain on April 28, 2018, 03:38:00 PM
Quote from: Eddie Teach on April 28, 2018, 02:37:13 PM
I find pots do the job.

Not only is the egg boiler convenient, I am also saving the planet.

I saved even more of the planet by not buying an egg boiler or boiling eggs.  :P
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

The Brain

#794
April 28, 2018, 07:05:44 PM
Quote from: mongers on April 28, 2018, 05:54:30 PM
Quote from: The Brain on April 28, 2018, 03:38:00 PM
Quote from: Eddie Teach on April 28, 2018, 02:37:13 PM
I find pots do the job.

Not only is the egg boiler convenient, I am also saving the planet.

I saved even more of the planet by not buying an egg boiler or boiling eggs.  :P

Boiled eggs rule.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.
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