National Lampoon's Presidential Vacation: The Megathread

Started by CountDeMoney, May 19, 2017, 06:56:56 PM

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sbr

#15
May 20, 2017, 07:41:40 PM


What a kind and sensitive person

lol forgot about the auto-censor  :lol:

Ed Anger

#16
May 20, 2017, 07:43:02 PM
Might as well crown him Emperor with all that overblown ceremony.

I did like the cavalry escort for the limo.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Ed Anger

#17
May 20, 2017, 07:44:17 PM
For those who want to get around the censor, try "Uncuck yourself, manlet"

Your welcome.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Admiral Yi

#18
May 20, 2017, 08:29:25 PM
What's with the weird pixilation of The Donald's combover?

Razgovory

#19
May 20, 2017, 10:55:30 PM
Melania had to fight Hulk Hogan to get that belt.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Valmy

#20
May 21, 2017, 01:55:44 PM
Wait wasn't Obama bowing to a few monarchs the greatest national shame since Vietnam? Has Trump learned nothing?
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

garbon

#21
May 21, 2017, 03:15:26 PM
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Grinning_Colossus

#22
May 21, 2017, 07:02:23 PM

Quis futuit ipsos fututores?

11B4V

#23
May 21, 2017, 07:32:07 PM
Looks like he's about to jump out of his skin
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

CountDeMoney

#24
May 21, 2017, 07:34:32 PM
He's probably having the DTs, and thinks he's being attacked by Italian restaurant tables.

HVC

#25
May 21, 2017, 10:57:52 PM
Quote from: garbon on May 21, 2017, 03:15:26 PM


I think he's Muslim now. That's how they do it right?
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Syt

#26
May 22, 2017, 10:19:27 AM




I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Valmy

#27
May 22, 2017, 10:21:12 AM
Oh he is in Jerusalem now. Great.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

CountDeMoney

#28
May 22, 2017, 10:24:29 AM
Quote from: Valmy on May 22, 2017, 10:21:12 AM
Oh he is in Jerusalem now. Great.

*cue Lindsay Buckingham

sbr

#29
May 22, 2017, 10:58:26 AM
New hubbub is Trump covered his head in Israel but the girls didn't in Saudi Arabia
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