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Re: The Off Topic Topic
« Reply #71910 on: October 09, 2019, 05:41:47 pm »
I don't blame the family at all. I do look down on the BBC for giving them such a long 'news' segment.
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« Reply #71911 on: October 10, 2019, 02:29:03 am »
More border control! This time it's criminals from Malmø we want to stop as their gangs have started interfering in the Copenhagen gang war. We hope to build on the succesful border control on the German border that has had zero effect. We're almost back to the good old days of pre-Schengen.
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Re: The Off Topic Topic
« Reply #71912 on: October 10, 2019, 03:24:05 am »
Øresundstolden coming when? :P
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Re: The Off Topic Topic
« Reply #71913 on: October 10, 2019, 03:55:28 am »
More border control! This time it's criminals from Malmø we want to stop as their gangs have started interfering in the Copenhagen gang war. We hope to build on the succesful border control on the German border that has had zero effect. We're almost back to the good old days of pre-Schengen.

Yeah, so fucking stupid.
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« Reply #71914 on: October 10, 2019, 04:17:14 am »
I hear there was almost literally the exact opposite case some years ago with a British diplomat killing someone in the US and diplomatic immunity being waived in that case?
My Google is failing me though. Anyone heard anything of this being an actual thing that happened?

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« Reply #71915 on: October 10, 2019, 05:56:03 am »
We have all killed somebody with our cars and drove away and fled the country? Huh.


I didn't even know he could drive.
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Re: The Off Topic Topic
« Reply #71916 on: October 10, 2019, 06:16:27 am »
More border control! This time it's criminals from Malmø we want to stop as their gangs have started interfering in the Copenhagen gang war. We hope to build on the succesful border control on the German border that has had zero effect. We're almost back to the good old days of pre-Schengen.

So the Danevirke failed again?  :P

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« Reply #71917 on: October 10, 2019, 12:23:26 pm »
I'm sorry Malthus. Better luck next year! :)
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Re: The Off Topic Topic
« Reply #71918 on: October 11, 2019, 08:26:46 am »
More border control! This time it's criminals from Malmø we want to stop as their gangs have started interfering in the Copenhagen gang war. We hope to build on the succesful border control on the German border that has had zero effect. We're almost back to the good old days of pre-Schengen.

We're called Swedes.
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« Reply #71919 on: October 11, 2019, 09:36:27 am »
Not Swiss?  :huh:
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Re: The Off Topic Topic
« Reply #71920 on: October 11, 2019, 09:39:45 am »
You are gay.

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« Reply #71921 on: October 11, 2019, 10:58:55 am »
“There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

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Re: The Off Topic Topic
« Reply #71922 on: October 11, 2019, 03:50:47 pm »
After the management of Thomas Cook screwed it over while lining their pockets, rather pleasant that the legacy business has been bought by capitalists of an altogether different kind:
https://www.theguardian.com/business/2019/oct/11/were-no-country-bumpkins-meet-the-thomas-cook-buyers
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Re: The Off Topic Topic
« Reply #71923 on: October 11, 2019, 05:10:38 pm »
Hays sign their own death warrant?
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Re: The Off Topic Topic
« Reply #71924 on: October 11, 2019, 07:24:28 pm »
Shep Smith quits Fox.
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