The Shooting Gallery: Police Violence MEGATHREAD

Started by Syt, August 11, 2014, 04:09:04 AM

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HVC

#3195
October 04, 2016, 11:09:17 AM
John Oliver's take on cop shootings.

https://youtu.be/zaD84DTGULo
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

HVC

#3196
October 05, 2016, 05:03:48 AM
Forcing people to get catheters to get urine samples? What's the fuck is wrong with you people

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2016/jul/10/police-use-catheters-force-to-collect-urine-sample/
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

garbon

#3197
October 05, 2016, 05:11:57 AM
Quote from: HVC on October 05, 2016, 05:03:48 AM
Forcing people to get catheters to get urine samples? What's the fuck is wrong with you people

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2016/jul/10/police-use-catheters-force-to-collect-urine-sample/

South Dakota?
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

HVC

#3198
October 05, 2016, 05:14:46 AM
Quote from: garbon on October 05, 2016, 05:11:57 AM
Quote from: HVC on October 05, 2016, 05:03:48 AM
Forcing people to get catheters to get urine samples? What's the fuck is wrong with you people

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2016/jul/10/police-use-catheters-force-to-collect-urine-sample/

South Dakota?

Keep reading, it happens in other states
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

garbon

#3199
October 05, 2016, 05:16:45 AM
I don't read anything that tells me to 'click here to read more'. -_-
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

HVC

#3200
October 05, 2016, 05:20:16 AM
Quote from: garbon on October 05, 2016, 05:16:45 AM
I don't read anything that tells me to 'click here to read more'. -_-

Fair enough lol. Basically it mentions Utah and Indiana as well. That and if you keep reading they don't  anesthetize when forcing a tube down their dick. I never got a catheter, so I don't know if normally anethatization is used.
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Syt

#3201
October 05, 2016, 05:23:26 AM
It seems the safest way to interact with US police at this point is to lie flat on the ground with your empty hands in the air and quietly pissing your pants.
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

garbon

#3202
October 05, 2016, 05:27:52 AM
Quote from: Syt on October 05, 2016, 05:23:26 AM
It seems the safest way to interact with US police at this point is to lie flat on the ground with your empty hands in the air and quietly pissing your pants.

Better, well my preferred option, is to never be near them and failing that, never attract their attention.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

11B4V

#3203
October 05, 2016, 07:47:50 PM
Quote from: Syt on October 05, 2016, 05:23:26 AM
It seems the safest way to interact with US police at this point is to lie flat on the ground with your empty hands in the air and quietly pissing your pants.

Won't work.
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

CountDeMoney

#3204
October 05, 2016, 07:53:04 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on October 05, 2016, 07:47:50 PM
Quote from: Syt on October 05, 2016, 05:23:26 AM
It seems the safest way to interact with US police at this point is to lie flat on the ground with your empty hands in the air and quietly pissing your pants.

Won't work.

You'll just get your ass beat for making the wagon smell like piss.

grumbler

#3205
October 05, 2016, 09:19:50 PM
You two have to do a standup routine sometime.
The future is all around us, waiting, in moments of transition, to be born in moments of revelation. No one knows the shape of that future or where it will take us. We know only that it is always born in pain.   -G'Kar

Bayraktar!

CountDeMoney

#3206
October 05, 2016, 09:23:06 PM
Good Cop, Base Cop?

11B4V

#3207
October 05, 2016, 09:24:32 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 05, 2016, 09:23:06 PM
Good Cop, Base Cop?

Our customer service is of the highest level.
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

Ed Anger

#3208
October 05, 2016, 09:25:53 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 05, 2016, 09:23:06 PM
Good Cop, Base Cop?

Your comedy goes at a good clip.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

CountDeMoney

#3209
October 05, 2016, 09:26:01 PM
You have the right...to park in the Employees Only lot.
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